It’s kinda wild to write this.
Continue readingOtankoninjin
Header taken from this Kusakari27 post
If I had a nickel every time a small piece of trivia becomes a whole tangent this page would pay itself.
Continue readingLet’s talk about Pilsudski
Every Roommate pairing in Uma Musume as of September 2025
Listen, life’s been kinda stressful, I wanted to make something easy. Let me have this. (Updated version is up!)
Continue readingTeam Sirius Interlude: Masato Shibata and the Nihon Derby
This is a tangent that grew out of hand, so I decided to take it to its own post instead. I implore you to read the last post if you haven’t before reading this one for it to make more sense.
Continue readingTeam Sirius: Chapter 3 – Express Ticket Towards Your Dream
Before we get into the story, I need you to get into the right mindset of how it was to be there on release for a moment.
Continue readingThe Classic Triple Crown.
The Haiseiko Paradox
I took the cropped cover from this guide.
As I’ve retaken the research for the (nominally) current batch of posts, I remembered a curiosity about it that I feel deserves expanding into its own thing.
Continue readingThe Contact page has been updated!
I saw quite a few messages that would’ve been lost to the eternal spambot crawl, so I decided to do something about it.
Continue readingA quick guide to available Uma Musume media as of June 2025
The blog’s been getting 1000+ hits per day for a couple of days, so it ocurred to me to write a quick index of all the ways you can consume™️ Uma Musume: Pretty Derby as of this writing.
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