This is a continuation of the post I made last year.
Continue readingBasics
Entry-level basics about the franchise. Individual concepts that I feel are important for anyone hoping to get into Uma Musume.
There are 21 posts filed in Basics (this is page 1 of 3).
Arima Kinen – End of year, end of careers
How Uma Musume’s stock animations enhance everyone’s personality
Okay so the term “stock animation” might be misleading, so let me explain what I mean.
Continue readingEvery Roommate pairing in Uma Musume as of September 2025
Listen, life’s been kinda stressful, I wanted to make something easy. Let me have this. (Updated version is up!)
Continue readingTeam Sirius Interlude: Masato Shibata and the Nihon Derby
This is a tangent that grew out of hand, so I decided to take it to its own post instead. I implore you to read the last post if you haven’t before reading this one for it to make more sense.
Continue readingThe Classic Triple Crown.
The Haiseiko Paradox
I took the cropped cover from this guide.
As I’ve retaken the research for the (nominally) current batch of posts, I remembered a curiosity about it that I feel deserves expanding into its own thing.
Continue readingA quick guide to available Uma Musume media as of June 2025
The blog’s been getting 1000+ hits per day for a couple of days, so it ocurred to me to write a quick index of all the ways you can consume™️ Uma Musume: Pretty Derby as of this writing.
Continue readingUma Musume’s Old Profiles
Triple Crowns
I would like to interrupt the current series of posts (and unintentional hiatus) to provide important context for the next one in that batch.
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