While writing this set of posts, Calstone Light O’s Ibis Summer Dash record was finally beaten.
Continue readingCalstone Light O – We stand in the shoulders of giants.
Calstone Light O – The Straightest Girl
Uma Musume were born to run. And today a girl is running full speed into the Goddesses’ fountain.
Continue readingThe Triple Crown Curse
Buena Vista – Extra Notes
Buena’s title in-game (and thus the “name” of her racing outfit) is HeroĆna Inocente. Fittingly since her name is in Spanish, that’s Spanish for “Innocent Heroine” which is very much her character type.
Continue readingBuena Vista – Heisei Romance and Perfecting Early Special Week
Back when Buena Vista was first implemented my first thought was “this sure feels like what Special Week tried to be…”.
Continue readingBuena Vista – Romantic Main Heroine
On the way to a promised meeting, at a promised place, the trainer’s mind can’t help but think back to a time not too long ago.
Continue readingKin’iro Ryotei
This is context for the upcoming (for a definition of “upcoming” at least) set of posts on Stay Gold, but it’s self-contained enough of a curiosity that I can tackle it alone.
Continue readingEvery Roommate pairing in Uma Musume Updated for April 2026
Midori no Makibao
Still In Love – Extra Note Clarifications
Don’t get used to these, it’s just that the Extra Notes post has exactly 6666 words and I don’t wanna tamper with that by editing it. This will be just a bunch of clarifications and stray thoughts I would’ve added in other circumstances.
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